Dog Tongue

>oops, wrong button
>woah, hell of a party
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I think it's funny when my dog yawns or opens her mouth really quick and her tongue flops around.
No tongue control, how weird.

On a Mothafuckin' Boat!

>i hate work
>on a mothafuckin boat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

I've watched this video probably 10 times in the past 24 hours. I was surprised that T-Pain would do something like this, but after seeing it, I only like him more.

Off to work...

Feeling Change

>strippers named cinnamon, more chips than pentium HOLY SHIT
>and I've got this crazy feeling
>5 bank accounts, 3 oz., and 2 vehicles
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Getting into my car the other day, I swear I could smell spring. It wasn't cold outside, just cool. A breeze came along as I was opening my door, and it didn't have a chilly scent to it, but something fresh and alive, not warm yet like the summertime, but distinct from the sterile, bitter scent of winter. It felt good to be able to know that the season will soon be over.

Who Knows What's up?

>me and icarus burn together
>i roll with ma shit off safety
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I have no idea what's been wrong with me the past 3 days. All I want to do is sleep, and I don't even care. I skipped class yesterday and today so I could sleep for an extra 6 hours. Yesterday, I got my paycheck, chilled with some friends for a couple hours, then came home and fell asleep on the couch. I don't even want to be awake right now. I don't feel depressed, just really really tired and a little apathetic.

On a lighter note:

"Just think about it. We'd be a beacon of light for the gay community."
"Oh yeah?"
"Kinda like the gay Martin Luther Kings. Only better!"
"Well, wouldn't we be Martin Luther Queens then?"