>lets see how this melatonin works
>%n
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Went out to some stripclub, Deja Vu, last night for their jello wrestling. We had some free passes, so it was only $6 for their bottomless drinks. Drinks being coke, mello yellow, and sprite, since they're full nude and can't serve alcohol. I'm only 19 anyway.
It was Andy's first time at a strip club, so we all pitched in $5 to get him a lapdance. I'm pretty sure he loved it. Besides that, the sex shop was equally hilarious. Probably a good 700 porno movies, some with the funniest titles ever. Ejacula? Whore Gaggers 5? Fuck my Skull 7? Rock n' Roll in my Butthole? Hell yes.
I also picked up Relapse, and it's a pretty solid album. I'm kind of wary about the whole "concept album" bullshit, but Eminem does a pretty solid job of keeping with his Slim Shady character. I can't wait for the second one later this year, and Detox if it ever happens.
Also got 21st Century Breakdown, though I haven't really listened to it yet. Judging from the reviews I've seen, it's supposed to be pretty good, and it's apparently Green Days "favorite album so far", although I got that quote from someone who likes to cite everything as fact without question.
Oh, and my Pokemon Platinum file - the goddam game doesn't work on the DSi. It's some bootleg copy I got from a friend off ebay, and the DSi recognizes the game, but won't let me play it since I'm assuming it can tell it's pirated. I already put 20 hours into it which sucks, but I'm only just after the third gym, so it's not so far that I'm fucked. I guess I'm gonna buy an AceKard or something that works with the DSi, and transfer my pokemon to a new Platinum file, then just tear through the beginning of the game with a bunch of level 30s. Plus I can get duplicates of all the gym leader TMs. Always nice.
5.31.2009
5.26.2009
I'm gonna punch you in the face...
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Sunday night, I wanted to punch people in the face three different times for their sheer fucking stupidity.
Situation one involved me and a couple people discussing the man in China who pushed another man off a bridge who was planning to commit suicide. [link]. This turned into a discussion about suicide and people killing themselves, and eventually how odd it is that it is illegal to commit suicide. At this point, someone goes "I don't care if it's illegal or not, doing stuff like that means you're going to hell when you die." Really, I don't want to sound like some supremest, elitist, or anything else like that, but I really have a hard time taking anyone seriously when they live their lives and make decisions over their acceptance to heaven.
Later, someone brought up some sort of religious topic, maybe cause I started reading the Quran. Anyway, someone brings up atheism, somehow I'm brought into the discussion, and I'm asked if I really believe that "you turn into a tree when you die." I wish I had something large and made of metal to throw at this point. I tried to explain that when you die and your body decomposes, it naturally gets reabsorbed into the soil and probably will find its way into some sort of plant life, though not in any recognizable form. Just like fossil fuels, which are made from decayed living matter, like dinosaurs, only we refine them and combust it for our cars. I don't think they understood what I was even saying. I tried to explain how most of the stuff on Earth is carbon based, as in it was created from some type of supernova at one point, if not some other phenomenon. I'm pretty sure this went over their head too.
RAAAAGE.
The third unfortunate incident was an argument over tipping waitstaff at restaurants. As someone who works in the kitchen of a restaurant, does real, physical work, and still makes less than even the worst waiters, I told someone at work that I no longer leave tips larger than the change I get back from my meal because the waitstaff do no real work. They write down what you want to eat, and 15 minutes later bring you a plate with it. There's a reason they make $3 an hour, they don't do anything. I sure as hell don't get tips. Or compliments for a well prepared meal. Or much of anything, except a paycheck that's always a little to small.
The person I was debating with works in carry out. This person makes slightly less than me if we were comparing hourly wages. However, they also work in an air conditioned area of the restaurant, with a television. I make food, put it in a to-go box, and put it in the carry out windown. They take it, turn 180 degrees, place it on the carry out counter, and the customer takes it. They also answer the phones and ring in carry out orders, but really, it's still not work. Still though, this person actually said they believe they DESERVE tip money for what they do. Working a cash register, pressing buttons on a computer to ring in orders, and answering the phone every couple minutes.
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Sunday night, I wanted to punch people in the face three different times for their sheer fucking stupidity.
Situation one involved me and a couple people discussing the man in China who pushed another man off a bridge who was planning to commit suicide. [link]. This turned into a discussion about suicide and people killing themselves, and eventually how odd it is that it is illegal to commit suicide. At this point, someone goes "I don't care if it's illegal or not, doing stuff like that means you're going to hell when you die." Really, I don't want to sound like some supremest, elitist, or anything else like that, but I really have a hard time taking anyone seriously when they live their lives and make decisions over their acceptance to heaven.
Later, someone brought up some sort of religious topic, maybe cause I started reading the Quran. Anyway, someone brings up atheism, somehow I'm brought into the discussion, and I'm asked if I really believe that "you turn into a tree when you die." I wish I had something large and made of metal to throw at this point. I tried to explain that when you die and your body decomposes, it naturally gets reabsorbed into the soil and probably will find its way into some sort of plant life, though not in any recognizable form. Just like fossil fuels, which are made from decayed living matter, like dinosaurs, only we refine them and combust it for our cars. I don't think they understood what I was even saying. I tried to explain how most of the stuff on Earth is carbon based, as in it was created from some type of supernova at one point, if not some other phenomenon. I'm pretty sure this went over their head too.
RAAAAGE.
The third unfortunate incident was an argument over tipping waitstaff at restaurants. As someone who works in the kitchen of a restaurant, does real, physical work, and still makes less than even the worst waiters, I told someone at work that I no longer leave tips larger than the change I get back from my meal because the waitstaff do no real work. They write down what you want to eat, and 15 minutes later bring you a plate with it. There's a reason they make $3 an hour, they don't do anything. I sure as hell don't get tips. Or compliments for a well prepared meal. Or much of anything, except a paycheck that's always a little to small.
The person I was debating with works in carry out. This person makes slightly less than me if we were comparing hourly wages. However, they also work in an air conditioned area of the restaurant, with a television. I make food, put it in a to-go box, and put it in the carry out windown. They take it, turn 180 degrees, place it on the carry out counter, and the customer takes it. They also answer the phones and ring in carry out orders, but really, it's still not work. Still though, this person actually said they believe they DESERVE tip money for what they do. Working a cash register, pressing buttons on a computer to ring in orders, and answering the phone every couple minutes.
5.21.2009
Really? A Month?
>MACGRUBER
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Shit, I've been out of class for almost a month. I went to Motor City Comic Con, Camp Dearborn the past 3 days, and that's about it. Good thing I have time to stop playing WoW on a flight path so I can write about my life. What the hell is wrong with me?
Only change I've noticed in the past 2 weeks is that I replaced smoking with Warcraft. Not a good substitute. Not at all. At least I have more money, and time I guess.
Well, my Darnassus reputation isn't going to raise itself...
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Shit, I've been out of class for almost a month. I went to Motor City Comic Con, Camp Dearborn the past 3 days, and that's about it. Good thing I have time to stop playing WoW on a flight path so I can write about my life. What the hell is wrong with me?
Only change I've noticed in the past 2 weeks is that I replaced smoking with Warcraft. Not a good substitute. Not at all. At least I have more money, and time I guess.
Well, my Darnassus reputation isn't going to raise itself...
5.12.2009
Day 14(damn, 2 weeks already)
>Frou Frou
>Huntail
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Went and saw Star Trek last night at IMAX with a bunch of friends. It was fucking awesome. The actors all fit their roles perfectly, the ship battles looked great, and the design of Spock's future ship with the red matter in it was kick ass. Also, I was a big fan of the complete lack of obligatory sex scenes which seem to plague most modern action movies. Apart from the 15 seconds Kirk hooks up with the green chick at the academy, they kept to the plot of the movie, which is actually the reason I saw it. Not for the PG-13 sex. Amazing. Actually, so amazing that I want to go see it again with some people in another week. It's rare that I see a movie twice in theaters, but this is Star Trek, and I'm a huge geek for it.
>Huntail
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Went and saw Star Trek last night at IMAX with a bunch of friends. It was fucking awesome. The actors all fit their roles perfectly, the ship battles looked great, and the design of Spock's future ship with the red matter in it was kick ass. Also, I was a big fan of the complete lack of obligatory sex scenes which seem to plague most modern action movies. Apart from the 15 seconds Kirk hooks up with the green chick at the academy, they kept to the plot of the movie, which is actually the reason I saw it. Not for the PG-13 sex. Amazing. Actually, so amazing that I want to go see it again with some people in another week. It's rare that I see a movie twice in theaters, but this is Star Trek, and I'm a huge geek for it.
5.08.2009
Day X?
bandwagons full-please catch another
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Well, I started getting into Pokemon Platinum. Apart from the bootleg-tastic game and occasional freezes, it's still a pretty solid game. Since I really didn't feel like dealing with all the shitty wild pokemon in this generation, I decided to import a Dratini, Larvitar, and Gastly to work with my starter. Unfortunately, Dratini and Larvitar need a shit ton of exp to level, and all 3 of them won't listen to me anyway since I don't have enough badges.
I started playing WoW again. Pretty much just doing dailies for money, and hitting Icecrown soon so I can continue on with the story. I finished Storm Peaks 2 days ago and it was alright. They need more zones like Stranglethorn Vale, tons of quests, lots of events, instances, and lots of ganking. I need intensity, not snowy tundras and worthless Venture Coins from pvp that nobody does.
I actually got together with some people and worked on some sort of musical project. Only problem was that the people who are the most gung-ho about performing and writing music are the ones who seemed to contribute the least. Whatever though, all I have to offer is my angelic singing voice, so I'm not really one to call people out for not contributing.
I need to find Johnathan Livingston Seagull somewhere in my house. I want it to be the first book I read this summer, plus I really don't know where it is and that's a problem.
The drinking club hasn't made any progress, aside from me drinking a few 40s of Olde English, a fifth of cherry flavored hair spray (burnettes vodka), and some Captain Morgans. Whatever, I'm trying to work out and eat healthy, so I don't know how much alcohol I really want to include in my already shitty diet.(except I just at a big ass bowl of OATZ)
Oh, and I think I'm going mad with the lack of /r9k/ in my life. Whoever is attacking the boards needs to stop. I need my favorite timewaster back.
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Well, I started getting into Pokemon Platinum. Apart from the bootleg-tastic game and occasional freezes, it's still a pretty solid game. Since I really didn't feel like dealing with all the shitty wild pokemon in this generation, I decided to import a Dratini, Larvitar, and Gastly to work with my starter. Unfortunately, Dratini and Larvitar need a shit ton of exp to level, and all 3 of them won't listen to me anyway since I don't have enough badges.
I started playing WoW again. Pretty much just doing dailies for money, and hitting Icecrown soon so I can continue on with the story. I finished Storm Peaks 2 days ago and it was alright. They need more zones like Stranglethorn Vale, tons of quests, lots of events, instances, and lots of ganking. I need intensity, not snowy tundras and worthless Venture Coins from pvp that nobody does.
I actually got together with some people and worked on some sort of musical project. Only problem was that the people who are the most gung-ho about performing and writing music are the ones who seemed to contribute the least. Whatever though, all I have to offer is my angelic singing voice, so I'm not really one to call people out for not contributing.
I need to find Johnathan Livingston Seagull somewhere in my house. I want it to be the first book I read this summer, plus I really don't know where it is and that's a problem.
The drinking club hasn't made any progress, aside from me drinking a few 40s of Olde English, a fifth of cherry flavored hair spray (burnettes vodka), and some Captain Morgans. Whatever, I'm trying to work out and eat healthy, so I don't know how much alcohol I really want to include in my already shitty diet.(except I just at a big ass bowl of OATZ)
Oh, and I think I'm going mad with the lack of /r9k/ in my life. Whoever is attacking the boards needs to stop. I need my favorite timewaster back.
5.01.2009
Vacation- Day Thr33
andwhentheybangthisintheclubyouknowyougottogetup
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I'm about to start looking for a new job, and I think that there is one with some hope in it. I'll turn in an application on Monday.
I saw Wolverine or Xmen Origins, or whatever it's called last night. It was "eh". I was so pumped for Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in this movie and he gets maybe 7 minutes of screen time and one fight scene. Bullshit. Same with Gambit, who they made look like a flamer. Not cool.
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I'm about to start looking for a new job, and I think that there is one with some hope in it. I'll turn in an application on Monday.
I saw Wolverine or Xmen Origins, or whatever it's called last night. It was "eh". I was so pumped for Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in this movie and he gets maybe 7 minutes of screen time and one fight scene. Bullshit. Same with Gambit, who they made look like a flamer. Not cool.
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