Distortion World

wouldnt be caught dead in this place

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I started playing Pokemon Platinum again. It's the shit. Have 7 badges, caught Girantina, about to get the 8th badge tonight or over the course of the week. Infernape is an alright starter, its the first time I have ever not chosen the water type. Gengar is sweet as hell, of course, and I still have a Dragonair and Pupitar, both level 48. I'll have both Dragonite and Tyranitar soon since they also both evolve at 55 which is sorely needed.

I don't know what it is, but Pupitar is kind of shitty with its spread of stats. It barely excels in any one area (technically it has high attack, but whatever...) and its low speed usually means I don't even get to go on a killing spree since hes forced to take more hits than any of my other guys. He's been the hardest to level up, but once I get Tyranitar I'll be perfect. I've never actually used a Dragonite or Tyranitar on a team before except for filling up the pokedex and I already like how it's going to turn out. Dragonair is already the shit and it only gets better once it learns hyper beam.

Wrasslin'

>lets see how this melatonin works
>%n
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Went out to some stripclub, Deja Vu, last night for their jello wrestling. We had some free passes, so it was only $6 for their bottomless drinks. Drinks being coke, mello yellow, and sprite, since they're full nude and can't serve alcohol. I'm only 19 anyway.

It was Andy's first time at a strip club, so we all pitched in $5 to get him a lapdance. I'm pretty sure he loved it. Besides that, the sex shop was equally hilarious. Probably a good 700 porno movies, some with the funniest titles ever. Ejacula? Whore Gaggers 5? Fuck my Skull 7? Rock n' Roll in my Butthole? Hell yes.

I also picked up Relapse, and it's a pretty solid album. I'm kind of wary about the whole "concept album" bullshit, but Eminem does a pretty solid job of keeping with his Slim Shady character. I can't wait for the second one later this year, and Detox if it ever happens.

Also got 21st Century Breakdown, though I haven't really listened to it yet. Judging from the reviews I've seen, it's supposed to be pretty good, and it's apparently Green Days "favorite album so far", although I got that quote from someone who likes to cite everything as fact without question.

Oh, and my Pokemon Platinum file - the goddam game doesn't work on the DSi. It's some bootleg copy I got from a friend off ebay, and the DSi recognizes the game, but won't let me play it since I'm assuming it can tell it's pirated. I already put 20 hours into it which sucks, but I'm only just after the third gym, so it's not so far that I'm fucked. I guess I'm gonna buy an AceKard or something that works with the DSi, and transfer my pokemon to a new Platinum file, then just tear through the beginning of the game with a bunch of level 30s. Plus I can get duplicates of all the gym leader TMs. Always nice.

Day X?

bandwagons full-please catch another
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Well, I started getting into Pokemon Platinum. Apart from the bootleg-tastic game and occasional freezes, it's still a pretty solid game. Since I really didn't feel like dealing with all the shitty wild pokemon in this generation, I decided to import a Dratini, Larvitar, and Gastly to work with my starter. Unfortunately, Dratini and Larvitar need a shit ton of exp to level, and all 3 of them won't listen to me anyway since I don't have enough badges.

I started playing WoW again. Pretty much just doing dailies for money, and hitting Icecrown soon so I can continue on with the story. I finished Storm Peaks 2 days ago and it was alright. They need more zones like Stranglethorn Vale, tons of quests, lots of events, instances, and lots of ganking. I need intensity, not snowy tundras and worthless Venture Coins from pvp that nobody does.

I actually got together with some people and worked on some sort of musical project. Only problem was that the people who are the most gung-ho about performing and writing music are the ones who seemed to contribute the least. Whatever though, all I have to offer is my angelic singing voice, so I'm not really one to call people out for not contributing.

I need to find Johnathan Livingston Seagull somewhere in my house. I want it to be the first book I read this summer, plus I really don't know where it is and that's a problem.

The drinking club hasn't made any progress, aside from me drinking a few 40s of Olde English, a fifth of cherry flavored hair spray (burnettes vodka), and some Captain Morgans. Whatever, I'm trying to work out and eat healthy, so I don't know how much alcohol I really want to include in my already shitty diet.(except I just at a big ass bowl of OATZ)

Oh, and I think I'm going mad with the lack of /r9k/ in my life. Whoever is attacking the boards needs to stop. I need my favorite timewaster back.

"Vacation" Journal- DAY 1

>well, SHIT SON
>you complicate things my dear
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Today, my first official day of vacation until school starts back up sometime in 5 months. Here are the summer plans, and how I plan to achieve them

1)get /fit/. Workout more rigorously and frequently. Already going fine, and I actually don't mind doing it now that I can be outside in the sun.

2)learn some fashion knowledge. I want to look good this summer, and from now on, so I guess this will come in handy.

3)beat Zelda Twilight Princess for Wii. Never did, always kinda wanted to.

4)Pokemon Platinum. I want to do as much as possible. I'm a huge pokemon fan.

5)read the Quaran and "something else" whose name escapes me completely at the time...

6)beer drinking club. Once or twice a week, get together with friends and we all get the same kind of beer and try it. I figure by the end of the summer we'll have hopefully tried like 20-30 beers and we can be well on the way to being pretentious alcoholics.

7)get the band back together. I know at least 3 or 4 musical projects people are working on and I said I'd like to try to help out with. We never get anything done- until now.

8)comics. Now that I own a scanner, I haven't used it since Christmas. I'm funny damnit, and I have drawing ability. This should happen.

Well now, I have to be getting to work. The one thing in my life that holds me back. By far the most necessary of evils, and by far the most evil.